“The defecation hits the rotary oscillator.”
Is this becoming a blog on how to swear without getting caught? I certainly hope not.
Re: this post
November 14, 2009
After watching Elf last night, I have a new phrase to add to the list from yesterday’s post. That would be “son of a nutcracker!”
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”
November 13, 2009
One of my vices lately is using swear words. I think it’s more about the motive than the actual words. Some days my anger tries to get the better of me. Pair that with my natural gift of sarcasm, then well, anyway.
I don’t like when people flippantly use swear words. It seems as if they just need to increase their vocabulary. And there are plenty of circles in which I run that I just can’t use certain words without offending. I don’t know. Obviously this is something I’m thinking about and haven’t settled on the “answer” – so to speak. But I was driving down the road yesterday and was thinking about things you can say that make you feel like you’re swearing without actually using an official swear word. It made me laugh. Let’s see if I can remember them.
- Asinine
- Shed
- Bashinsky
- Sugar
- Fudge
- Lactating Bitches (found on a dog shampoo bottle, one of my favorites when talking about neurotic mothers)
- Effin’
- Women’s Theological Fellowship (this is a real (and wonderful) group with an unfortunate acronym)!
- Bugger (I don’t really like this one.)
- Crap
Please don’t be offended, dang it!
November 12, 2009
My favorite quote that absolutely owned me tonight on The Office was Kevin: “He lives on Sesame Street, dumbass!”
Second favorite was from Michael Scott: “monkey see, monkey do, monkey pee all over you.”
October 31, 2009
October 31, 2009
So, I was sitting in the employee lounge talking to my mom on the phone. She and I were talking about the fact that I had dressed up as Flo, from the Progressive Insurance commercials. We were about to hang up when she informed me that Dad had something to say. He started yelling “Pick up, Dingy! Pick up, Dingy!” I laughed but did not have a clue. Then Mother said, “From the Progressive commercials — not Mel’s Diner!” I started laughing and kept laughing even after we had ended our conversation. And I was the only one in the lounge, laughing out loud. Dad, I needed that laugh.
October 28, 2009
October 28, 2009
I am going through my del.ici.ous bookmarks and found these moving tips and think that they could be a little better. Of course, I’ll have to add my tips later to this post as I’m in class, and they have slipped my mind already…
October 26, 2009
Just a thought I’m thinking…
Post Warning: crude humor
If people who believe in this whole global warming scare think that we should not eat meat because of methane gases, well then I’m just confused. Article Referenced
If I’m not eating meat, then I will probably eat more beans in order to get the DRV of protein. Beans generally lead to, um, gas. i.e. Methane. I’m confused.
October 15, 2009
Click the picture above to view the set of pics from our “Safari.”
